I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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