Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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