question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Randomize
