yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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