we have pet lesbian snakes
Small penises have feelings too.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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