I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
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