Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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