"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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