I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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