We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I have fence marks all over my body
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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