were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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