If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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