Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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