North Korea, Best Korea!
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
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