i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
People in love make me want to vomit
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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