the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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