: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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