I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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