you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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