perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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