their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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