So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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