my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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