Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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