im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
These tits shall not be calmed
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