Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
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