what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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