rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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