I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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