Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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