So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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