i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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