whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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