I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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