Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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