whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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