i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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