we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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