thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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