I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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