Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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