oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
The uberlube is also flammable
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
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