You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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