thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
either way he was missing a nipple.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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