But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
My vagina just clenched in fear
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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