"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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