office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
i think i just lost a toe
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