I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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