Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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