What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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