Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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