she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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