awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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