note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He better not be in your backpack
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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