some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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