There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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