I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
